mast joke of girlfriend in english joke of the day



mast joke of girlfriend in english joke of the day


A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."
And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?"



Kissing your boyfriend on the cheek(good) kissing your boyfriend in the mouth (awesome) Kissing your boyfriend in front

of his ex (boss).



One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay’s leg and bit

his dick. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my

boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself"

Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we

can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?" Marie

says "Doctor said your gonna die"



A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. "What are you getting your

girlfriend?" asks the poor man. And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both?" asks

the poor man. And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she

returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?" And the poor man says

"I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."