latest english jokes joke sms in english for girlfriend



latest english jokes joke sms in english for girlfriend


A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.



Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.



On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."



If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?



A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.