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latest english jokes for whatsapp Funny Jokes in English


Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.



A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.



A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?



Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.



Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?