Tuesday, 27 September 2016

joke in english language joke in english for kids




joke in english language joke in english for kids


Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times.)
Fifteen minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The reply: "For three reasons. One: he took a long time to answer, two: he was absolutely correct, and three: his answer was absolutely useless."



"Madam," said the kennel owner to the nouveau riche sportswoman, "I offer you this thoroughbred bloodhound."
"How do I know it's a bloodhound?" she asked doubtfully.
"Hector," the owner ordered the dog, "bleed for the lady."



A tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge by the path in a park, munching at some scraps wrapped in a newspaper. A lady, walking her pet Pomeranian, strolled past. The little dog ran to the tramp, and tried to muzzle the food. The tramp smiled expansively at the lady.
"Shall I throw the leetle dog a bit, mum?" he asked.
The lady was gratified by this appearance of kindly interest in her pet, and murmured an assent. The tramp caught the dog by the nape of the neck and tossed it over the hedge, remarking:
"And if he comes back, mum, I might throw him a bit more."




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