Sunday, 25 September 2016

hindi jokes 2016 teacher student chutkule in hindi



hindi jokes 2016 teacher student chutkule in hindi


Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.



Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.



Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…



Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.



Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.



Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.




very funny joke in hindi 
happy birthday sms in english 
mast navratri sms in hindi

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