english funny joke Short and Funny Jokes



english funny joke Short and Funny Jokes


The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."
The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."



Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.



"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."



Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?



"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."



"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."