engliesh jokes short english joke,joke of today



engliesh jokes short english joke,joke of today


'Life is very short and we must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you. Some short jokes are really capable of doing the same. So never forget to live present



The man in the barber chair signalled with his finger. 'Have you got another razor?' he whispered.
'Of course, sir,' said the barber. 'But may I ask you why?'
'I'd like to defend myself,' said the customer.



Cessna: 'Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.'
Tower: 'Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!'
Cessna: 'Uh� tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.'



Two women neighbours are talking.
'Mary, what's wrong with you? Are you ill? I saw the doctor coming out of your house twice last week.'
'So what? I saw an officer coming out of your house five times last week but I'm not saying that a war has broken out.'