Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi teacher student chutkule in hindi



Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi teacher student chutkule in hindi


Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.

Student:yes

Teacher: tum ek insane ho

Student: no

Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.

Student: very good sir.



Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?

Student: ek hi lagegi.

Teacher: keyse?

Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.



Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.

Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?

Student: sir, wo jal not hai.


Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?

Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.


Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?

Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.