SOLID BHEJA FRY FUNNY HINDI JOKES
















SOLID BHEJA FRY FUNNY HINDI JOKES


Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?

Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.

Conductor: what if you lose both?

Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool.

I already have my Pass with me.!!!



Once old man asks:

When a newly married couple smile,

everyone knows why.

But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!



A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".

Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"

boy,"No honey, its not a temple ,

come without removing!!!!!"



Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.

Applicant : Sir, your search ends here,

in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong,

they said I am Responsible...


Man: How did you compromise with your wife?

Husband: She came to me on her feet.

Man: and what she said?

Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out,

i will not say you anything...