Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Best Funny Santa Banta SMS whatsaap joke download



Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Best Funny Santa Banta SMS whatsaap joke download


At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself.

Don't cry. See that man.

He has lost his head. Is he crying?



Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan

but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '



NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.