Latest Funny Santa-Banta Hindi Jokes santa banta comedy

Latest Funny Santa-Banta Hindi Jokes santa banta comedy

A man once spent days looking for his new hat.

Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday and sit at the back.

During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back.

The sermon was about the 10 commandments.

He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out

he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

“Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost.

But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind.”

The minister said, “Bless you my son.

Was it when I started to preach ‘Thou shall not steal,’ that changed your heart?”

The man responded, “No, it was the one on adultery.

When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat.”

Santa ki Biwi came naked in the

drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests .

Santa screamed ..

Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??

Wife :Woh jee Receip book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa .

“Serve Hot without any dressing ….Guests will enjoy”

Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:Because married men are more obedient.