Funny Teacher Students Jokes Short Jokes between teacher and students



Funny Teacher Students Jokes Short Jokes between teacher and students


Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha

But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai

Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?

Rohan: sir (thinking).

Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…



Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.

Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.



Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?

Student: sir, 3 ta.

Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.

School Teacher Joke in Hindi



Teacher: kabhi poschim side  me presab math kaarna.

Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side  me presab kar rahi hai,

tab teacher uske pice mara Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?

Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.

Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.

Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?