Funny Jokes in Hindi Funny Hindi Chutkule of Teacher Student



Funny Jokes in Hindi Funny Hindi Chutkule of Teacher Student


Teacher bachche se = Agar galti se tumhara pair ek budhi mahila par pad gaya,

To tum kya karoge..?

Bachcha = Sorry bol dunga sir..

Teacher = Bahut achche, agar wo khush hokar tumhe choclate de,

To phir kaya karoge..?

Bachcha = To main dusre pair par chad jaaungaor phir sorru bolunga,

Taaki mujhe ek or choclate mile…



Teacher = Beta tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Student = Shaadi…

Teacher = Mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student = Dulha…

Teacher = Kya haashil karoge?

Student = Dulhan….

Teacher = Maa-baap ke liye kya laaoge..?

Student = Bahu…

Teacher = Tumhare papa tum se kya chahte hain?

Student = Potaa or Poti…

Teacher = Arey tumhari zindagi ka maksad kya hai?

Student = Hum do humare do….


Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?

Student: five sir.

Teacher:gadha.

Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.