SPECIAL PAPU JOCKS








Pappu Ki Maa – Aji sunte ho, baju wali Pinky 99% marks lekar class mein first aai hai ?

Pappu ke papa – Achchha ! baki ke 1% marks kahaa gaye ?

Pappu Ki Maa – Wo hamara Pappu le aaya hai … !!!



Teacher: Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai?

Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.

Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon…city ki. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.

Pappu: Sorry sir.

Teacher: Ab batao ki ‘niagara falls’ kidhar hai?

Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!

Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.

Pappu: Sorry sir.

Teacher: Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.

Pappu: Paani mein!



Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat Principal Sir se karne gaye.

Class Teacher: Sir, yeh Pappu ka kuchh karo. 

Din ba-din bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel  sakta. 

Ab action lene ka time aa gaya hai.

Principal: To bolo, kya action lu ?

Teacher: Mera tabadala karva do…!



Traffic police ne Pappu ko tez speed me gaadi chalaate huye pakad liya.

Traffic police: Tum itne chhote bachche hokar gadi chala rahe ho aur woh bhi itne tez speed par ?

Pappu: Jee haan, mein bahut tez gadi chala raha tha. 

Lekin mein to tumhari test le raha tha yeh dekhne ke liye ki kaam karte 

waqt tumhara dhyan rehta hai ki nahi!



Teacher: Pappu, Taj kaun se shahar me hai.

Pappu: Mumbai mein.

Teacher: Arre murakh, Taj to Agra mein hai, bewakoof kahi ka!

Pappu: Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?



Father: Pappu, tumhare teacher bol rahe the ki kal tumne school ka lecture bunk kar dia cricket khelne ke liye…

Pappu: Woh ekdum jhuth bol rahe hai….

.mein cricket nahin football khel raha tha!