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Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses.

As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible.

He stops his horse and turns around.

He says, “Hey, you shit your pants?”

Santa says, “No.”

He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse.

The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm.

Banta stops his horse and turns around.

He then says, “Are you sure you did not shit your pants?”

Santa, “Yes, I am sure.”

They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable.

Santa is swatting the flys away.

Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse.

He then says, “Get of your horse. Pull down your pants.

I thought you said you did not shit your pants?”

Santa replies, “I thought you meant today!”

Preeto went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Santa (he wouldn’t go with her).

“Doctor, my husband has this problem.

Almost every night now he’s dreaming he’s a refrigerator!”

“My dear, that is not really a problem!

A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual…”

Preeto leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence,

“But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Santa sleeps

with his mouth open and his little light keeps me awake!”

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